Awkward movie quotes

Whether it comes in the form of a weird come-on line or a funny joke at the expense of a sweet elderly woman, awkward movie quotes are the cornerstone of a great movie. Or at least a funny one. Check out a few funny lines from movies that you have to be at least a little drunk to recite in public.

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! this is the war room!

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb


How would you like a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?

The Sure Thing


I’m not confident on which end that came out of

Bridesmaids


Was your vagina drunk?

Knocked up


Those aren’t pillows!

Planes, Trains and Automobiles


Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.

Annie Hall


Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m a schizophrenic and so am I.

What about Bob


Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Animal House


Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.

City Slickers

 

Do you know who I used to be?

The Producers


I'm Al Gore, I used to be the next president of the United States.

An Inconvenient Truth


You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!

Wedding Crashers


If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

Billy Madison


I’ll have what she’s having

When Harry Met Sally


There’s no crying in baseball!

A league of their own


That’s what I love about these high school girls. I get older. They stay the same age.

Dazed and Confused.


This piece is called Lick My Love Pump

This is Spinal Tap


I’m kind of a big deal.

Anchorman

 


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