Awkward movie quotes

Whether it comes in the form of a weird come-on line or a funny joke at the expense of a sweet elderly woman, awkward movie quotes are the cornerstone of a great movie. Or at least a funny one. Check out a few funny lines from movies that you have to be at least a little drunk to recite in public.

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! this is the war room!

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

How would you like a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?

The Sure Thing

I’m not confident on which end that came out of


Was your vagina drunk?

Knocked up

Those aren’t pillows!

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.

Annie Hall

Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m a schizophrenic and so am I.

What about Bob

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Animal House

Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.

City Slickers


Do you know who I used to be?

The Producers

I'm Al Gore, I used to be the next president of the United States.

An Inconvenient Truth

You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!

Wedding Crashers

If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

Billy Madison

I’ll have what she’s having

When Harry Met Sally

There’s no crying in baseball!

A league of their own

That’s what I love about these high school girls. I get older. They stay the same age.

Dazed and Confused.

This piece is called Lick My Love Pump

This is Spinal Tap

I’m kind of a big deal.



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